Saturday night I was getting ready for bed. I looking around the bathroom and I happened to look into the bathtub. There in the bathtub was a beautiful specimen of a . . .scorpion. It was medium size and had nice proportions for such a nasty, creepy-crawly bug. There he was trying to get up the porcelain sides of the white shiny surface. To no avail.
You know, of course, that scorpions and humans don’t get along too well together. Scorpions like to scare and sting, humans like to kill the thing. So I looked around the bathroom to see what I could discover for a defense. I saw my wife’s hair spray. I thought that might work. So I sprayed the bug with the aerosol. It slowed him down.
The longest serving Justice on the Supreme Court died today. He had been appointed by President Ronald Reagan. By all accounts he was not only wise and scholarly, he was friendly and had a good sense of humor. He caused the Court to consider carefully what they were deciding, and to look closely at the issues and the deciding factors. Not always apparent in Judges minds.

